Life is Full of Obstacle Illusions

I hate c++! I hate Maths! I hate statistics! I hate information science! I hate titas! I f***ing hate everything!!!

hm…today i would like to post a personal blog. I have a very bad headache today. I don’t know why…maybe I walked too much today. But I have a very good feeling about walking…I felt an energetic rush all over my body. Although I experienced shortness of breath every now and then, but I try to push myself nevertheless. I love walking!!!!

Inside a Cat’s mind ( lol this is soooooooooo like my cats! ).

Doors: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.

Chairs and Rugs: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human’s bare foot.

Bathrooms: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything - just sit and stare.

Hampering: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering".

Following are the rules for "hampering":

When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.

For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim - to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.

When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump.

Walking: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their co-ordination skills.

Bedtime: Always sleep on the human at night so they cannot move around.

Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.

1. “Have a nice day”. I use a slight variation of the most overused saying in the history of civilization: “Have a day!”

2. “Significant other”. Gag! Just say, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, cat, dog, etc.

3. “Win-win”. Only stated by “losers-losers!”

4. “I’m just big boned.” Have you ever seen a skeleton with bigger bones than any other skeleton? I have some bad news for you; every skeleton weighs about the same! So, you’re…

5. “I just want a healthy baby.” No, you either want a boy or girl. You’re just afraid if you say it, others will think you are cold-hearted and shallow.

6. “Get a life.” I say, “get a vocabulary.”

7. “I’m offended.” It seems most people are offended by something every day. Before 1980 I don’t remember anyone ever using that word. My response is-so what!

8. “Get over it.” See # 6.

9. “I was shocked.” Shock was once used for devastating, catastrophic events. Not anymore. People are now “shocked” when a pigeon craps on there car!

10. “It’s not fair.” Welcome to planet earth. If life was fair I’d be a 6’4” quarterback for the San Francisco 45ers!

Okay, so there they are; the 10 brain-dead phrases that drive me crazy. There are many more but I’m too shocked and offended by your attitude to list them!—Have a day!!!

Here we are so what you gonna do
Do I gotta spell it out for you
I can see that you got other plans for tonight
But I don't really care
Size me up you know I beat the best
Tick tock no time to rest
Let 'em say what they're gonna say but tonight,
I just don't really care

C'mon baby we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
(yeah yeah)
With you (yeah yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever
(uh-oh)

I've seen it all I got nothing to prove
Come on baby just make your move
Follow me let's leave it all behind tonight
Like we just don't care
Let me take you on the ride of your life
That's what I said alright
They can say what they wanna say 'cuz tonight,
I just don't even care

C'mon baby we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
(yeah yeah)
With you (yeah yeah)
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever
(uh-oh)

Let's pretend you're mine
We could just pretend, we could just pretend yeah yeah
You got what I like
You got what I like, I got what you like
Oh c'mon
Just one taste and you'll want more
So tell me what you're waiting for

C'mon baby we ain't gonna live forever - forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do - that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
(yeah yeah)
With you (yeah yeah)
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever
Yeah... forever...

C'mon baby we ain't gonna live forever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together - together
And I wanna spend the night with you
(Yeah yeah) - with you, yeah
With you (yeah yeah)
So come with me tonight
We could make the night last forever
(uh-oh)